Alex, California, 21 years old. Penguins, beer, Football/Packers, skateboarding

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horrorproportions:

dealing with anxiety

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

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That doesn&#8217;t even make any fucking sense.
it8bit:

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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

These are getting out of hand haha.

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googledoc:

its a metaphor
portablemiah:

WHY DONT I CALL UP THE GINGERALE HEADQUARTERS AND HAVE THEM BACK UP A TANKER TRUCK TO YOUR MOUTH SO CHAAAAAD CAN DRINK GINGERALE UNTIL THERES NO MORE GINGERALE FOR THE REST OF THE EARTHS POPULATION
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but